March 2012
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Listening to “Somewhere Only We Know” and sobbing because Katherine hardly texted me today and I feel like the EMAYTHUREN OTP falling apart.
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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i’ve changed my mind Harold Styles is not my spirit animal i am his spirit animal he strives to be like me in every way and he’s succeeding carry on good sir
Mar 2nd
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Harry having an outburst of laughter “I’ve never made that noise before” 
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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juchepresident: i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak
Mar 2nd
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i don’t think you guys understand the word “fox” now physically pains me
Mar 2nd
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collegefailure replied to your post: collegefailure replied to your post: I told Harry…
Mar 2nd
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collegefailure replied to your post: I told Harry Styles I had a feeling he went down… lol we’re totes twinzies because i made a down under joke yesterday about cody simpson. welcome to the club. i think i’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment. i feel like i’ve just been knighted by the Queen.
Mar 2nd
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IF SKYLAR DOESN’T MAKE IT TO THE TOP TEN/THIRTEEN WHATEVER I WILL LITERALLY QUIT THIS SEASON OF IDOL AND I MAY CRY OKAY I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELS
Mar 2nd
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I told Harry Styles I had a feeling he went down under a lot. Have I officially joined the #noshamecampaign?
Mar 2nd
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larshoneytoast replied to your post: omg but if we see them in dallas and i get m&g,… Wait, Logan I thought you were from Iowa? Was I wrong? Oh Dallas. Huh, I guess I’ve never heard you say that before. This has been a Becks appreciation post.
Mar 1st
February 2012
I just deposited 375 in the bank and now I don’t know what to do with myself.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
lol no actually if i get to a m&g in dallas i’m gonna be like i came here for fox where is fox bring. out. fox. that’s it i’m leaving
Feb 29th
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collegefailure replied to your post: collegefailure replied to your post:… wait, insert james thinking you’re giving him n00dz after “want to see pictures of mine.” and it is ~perfect VOMIT OMG
Feb 29th
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collegefailure replied to your post: collegefailure replied to your post:…
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collegefailure replied to your post: collegefailure replied to your post:… “I BET NO ONE WOULD EVER ADMIT TO BEING FROM HERE BECAUSE EW, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS ENTIRE STATE?” “SERIOUSLY, WHO WOULD EVER ADMIT TO BEING FROM DALLAS? I WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT. NOW NOLA? I’D ADMIT I’M FROM NOLA. BASICALLY I’D ADMIT TO BEING FROM ANYWHERE IN THE SOUTH BUT DALLAS.” ...
Feb 29th
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collegefailure replied to your post: collegefailure replied to your post: omg but if we… I MEAN OBVIOUSLY I WOULD DISS DALLAS THE ENTIRE TIME JUST TO PISS HIM OFF SO WE COULD GO HAVE HOT HATE SEX AFTER. NBD. “THIS PLACE SMELLS. WHY DID WE COME HERE? GOD IT’S SO HOT. I HATE THIS PLACE. WHAT IS THERE TO DO HERE? WE SHOULD’VE GONE TO SAN ANTONIO.”
Feb 29th
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collegefailure replied to your post: omg but if we see them in dallas and i get m&g,… BUT I MEAN SERIOUSLY COULD YOU RESIST MENTIONING IT?! WE’D BE IN FUCKING DALLAS. YOU KNOW THE CITY HE TALKS ABOUT EVERY FIVE MINUTES. NICOLE YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO HOLD IT IN AND YOU KNOW IT
Feb 29th
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
Feb 29th
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withmytonguetied: collegefailure: So today this little girl came into our store with her mom and she had a stuffed owl. The entire time her mom was shopping she was making owl noises and helping the owl fly around. It was so cute. #I might have children if I can get a guarantee that they’ll like animals #And won’t cry #or pee #or poop #or be obnoxious #or annoy me ever I am sobbing,...
Feb 29th
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omg but if we see them in dallas and i get m&g, can i tease Logan? “Logan, I can’t remember….are you from Dallas? Wait, no, that’s James, right? James is from Dallas.”
Feb 29th
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collegefailure replied to your post: My mother is like  ”HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN TO… I would kill the baby that will probably be crying on my flight to Dallas for this. I JUST NEED THIS TO HAPPEN, OKAY?  I  JUST NEED TO GO TO DALLAS AND SEE MY HUSBAND
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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i’m writing a children’s short story for my roommate’s class because she offered to let me use her already filled out study guide for my online open notes test.  laziness at it’s finest.
Feb 29th
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My mother is like  ”HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN TO DALLAS?” and I’m like “No, but I think I can manage it.” And she’s like “BUT DALLAS IS REALLY BUSY” and I’m just sitting here like “MOM THIS IS FUCKING BIG TIME RUSH WITH MARISA AND POSSIBLY NICOLE I WOULD DRILL A HOLE THROUGH A MOUNTAIN WITH MY BARE HANDS FOR THIS OKAY”
Feb 29th
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Chapter Six of The Interview is up! →
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
Feb 28th
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